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And the guilt was getting to me.

I just want to sit around in my Karkri cosplay so i'll go do that now

goodbye again
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yes yes, hello hello everybody.

I am more then content with my Christmas this year, and I feel a bit spoiled to be getting this bamboo tablet that I got.

but anyway, in my family, we have several Christmas's, the first at my grandmas, with my cousin's, where each of the kids and/or adults gets about two or three presents. then, adding and subtracting some people, we go to my other grandma's, (that my dad's original not-step mother.) and get the same amount. Then we each have our own Christmas, at our own houses, y'now, Santa and all that. Then its just my family on my mothers side, about seven people total, and we have our small christmas. ouo

it's kind of complicated. I have a big family.

but I got a lot of homestuck t-shirts; hooray, clothes! :iconpotatodanceplz: Gummie thought she could escape.<--lie.

But I am very thankful that I got to sit in the corner and draw at my big family gathering while no one talked to me. and im so happy that my grandmother yelled from across the room "She doesn't have a boyfriend yet???!"

no guys, but seriously, I am happy right now. My drawing is modernized.

but that's about all I got, some new sketchbooks, a tablet, some pyjamas and homestuck things.

and yet not a single pencil.

I'm on my last one y'now.

this is a bad place to end a journal.
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So me and Miranda had to take drastic measures today.

We wrote "your mom" On a bag of mini muffins and placed it in Gummies spot on the lunch table. It was far too quiet to be Gum though. So it didn't quite work. We really should have a voice recording of her saying "your mom" then it would be more authentic.

It was a pleasant existence for Pablo the bag of mini muffins (I re-named him) Until Mira decided she needed Muffins RIGHT THAT VERY MOMENT, And asked me if she could eat Pablo. I was only able to hold her off for so long before she tore it open brutally and ate them like the north wind.

We took some pictures of the horrific scene. And sent it to Gum so she could witness the horror and destruction she had caused by not coming to school. I'm sure she was very sorry for what she did. Although Mira was not. She was very good at hiding her shame for murdering Pablo.

I'm joking Mira, you know I love you.

Like I loved Pablo.

But yeah, updates lately, *taps papers against suitably flat surface surface* I've been doing a horrible job of modernizing my writing. I'm going in reverse actually. Just another step on my slow transformation into an elderly British man. Which is unfortunate, Because I have to write in positions of people like Dave quite often, and this isn't how Dave talks. Or thinks, I'm fairly sure. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who reads my own writing.

I place the blame on my English class. And the thesaurus option on Word. That thing both improves my writing, and makes me sound old over time, so

My shipping is still strong...I'm still gullible as ever...I'm still doing stuff I'll regret later.

Nothings changed. I am still inexplicably mediocre. *confetti rains down and I blow a party kazoo thingy* Don't argue with me on this (I totally know you guys are pushing and shoving to console me you little shitheads sweethearts.)

How fun is being a loser? A TON OF FUN, THAT'S HOW MUCH.

It makes you wonder exactly what it is other people DO with their time. No, really. They can't seriously stay on their phones for 24 hours. Do they spend their time socializing, then planning their next socializing meeting? That sounds really boring. Maybe the eventual boredness turns them into complaining little shits. They are rotted from the inside out.

So now apparently being 'weird' is a cool thing now. Man did they hackney that shit to hell. If you go on facebook and talk to your friends and wear hoodies and short shorts that qualifies you as 'weird' now. So what am I supposed to do to identify as uncool? Dangnamb society took my word. The sudden influx of tools is making me sick.

Isn't it horrible that I believe you can truly fall in love with anyone if you were able to follow them home, see their thoughts, what they do when no one is looking. But I can't do that, so I simply sulk around and hate everyone for being shallow.

HAHA, this is irony, you laugh at this. It is funny. Society is a funny thing. A funny, funny thing.
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okay, so, I dug up my old webkinz codes, that I THOUGHT I had lost, but didn't.

im ashamed that I thought of reactivating my account, but I did. WITH MY DRAGON NAMED GEORGE. :iconwigglewigglewoohplz:

its changed a lot, so it took me awhile to get my way around, I was a little pissed you couldn't delete rooms, or wallpaper, but then I decided to just ignore my dying garden and half the rooms. I tried to ressurect my old routine that I used to do everyday when I was...what?...10?

so, I looked for the job center, couldent find it, looked for the wish machine thingy, couldent find it, so I just moped at the arcade for awile.

do you guys remember that shaggy old dog with the bomber jacket that ran the curio shop and let you dig for gems? Archies Curio Shop?  ynow, "welcome to the curio shop, hope you find what youre looking for."
I. LOVED. HIM.

but I swear I looked everywhere and couldent find him, so, heartbroken, I spent all my money decorating rooms. I honestly thought they deleted Archie. :iconamericawhyplz:

I made a small discovery at the achivement thingy, where you did random stuff to earn prizes. so I made fish and chips, completing one achivement, so more popped up, and one said "buy something from archies curio shop"

:iconbarfrainbowsplz:

HES STILL HERE?!

it told me I had to look on some dumb map thing, insted of having it all on the "things to do" tab, which is more convenient if you ask me.

BUT I FOUND HIM. AND I HUGGED THE COMPUTER. MY CHILDHOOD. YES.

I mined and found a motherfucking lemon drop gem. AND SOLD IT TO HIM BECAUSE I LOVE HIM. then he asked me to be his friend. and I was like "HELL TO THE YES." and he asked me to play checkers with him sometime. I. WILL REMEMBER THAT.

phew.

hes like americas older dog he keeps around because he got him when he was just a puppy.

so, now that I could navigate freely, I tried to get a job.

but you need qualifications.

I have no qualifications.

so I had to answer 50 questions for various subjects at "quizzys corner"

oh, my god, he is annoying. he used the same pun like, 10 times in a row when I answered. fricking, dumb quizzy... :icon2penglandglareplz:

but I started with 13+ at social studies, cuz, thats kinda my thing.

but some of those were hard. I mean, for normal kids just trying to get qualifications. they dont know Joan of Arc led the french army to victory in whatever year. they dont know who Joan of arc is or what she did, Id be willing to bet they cant even find France on a MAP. and this is just some people in my grade and defiantly not most lower. QUIZZY, WHAT U TRYIN' TO PULL, BASTARD. :iconwthewwplz:

but yeah, I got a job delivering newspapers or something, because suddenly my qualifications didnt matter. :iconwhatdoesitmeanplz:

and even in webkinz you need to pay to go to school. I THOUGHT WE WERE FREE.

so I didnt go to school. my pets will remain uneducated, so we can afford to buy a bigger house and furniture.

im a lovely parent :iconameriderpplz:

and every once and awhile, my pet, from the bottom tab would go "oh, youre wonderful!" or "you beat your highscore! good job!"

:iconohstopityouplz:

but yeah, when I logged in, I was kinda worried it wouldent let me, cuz it expired or something. but I didnt even have to renew it or anything. Ms. birdie kinda scared me, she was like:

".....:iconsoundslegitplz: okay then...."

but I got through! ill probably go again tommorow and play checkers with Archie or something immature like that.

off to watch boku no pico! *blasts off again*
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stolen from :icongummie88:

A - Your current OTP

Laven (DGM) with USUK right behind :iconmegustaplz:

B - A pairing you initially didn't consider but someone changed your mind

*puts up punch proof barrier* I like the BTT together. my OT3. :iconbadpokerfaceplz:

C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will

uhmm, I cant do anyone x Lenalee. at all. never.

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can't

LET ME LOVE YOU AMECAN! *throws self at feet*

E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

I contribute nothing. :iconnorwayrapefaceplz:

F - What's the longest you've ever been in a fandom

soul eater....or FMA. I cant even remember what came first.

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

Laven was my first gay one, and SoMa was my first hetero

H - Do you prefer characters from real action series or anime series

ANIME BABY :iconamericapartyhardplz:

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

no, not really. I seem to get the soft side of tumblr where everyone is lonely, computer addicted, gay-loving, sarcastic, and witty

J - Name a fandom you didn't care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

Dr.Who and Sherlock. :iconfacepokerplz:

K - How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom

DGM is tame compared to Hetalia. but the photoshop is fucking hilarious. sometimes.

L - Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for

I WOULD KINDLY ASK THEM TO DO USUK AND LAVEN WHERE THE CLOTHS ARE SWITCHED IF IT WOULD PLEASE THEM KINDLY.

M - Your favorite fanart or fanartist

:iconuberzers: she dosent just do fanart, she has amazing OC's :iconhurrdurrplz:

N - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor

I dunno, I just kinda hop around and If I see the same author im like "oh, hey."

O - Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of

im listening to "teenagers" by my chemical romance. and it reminds me of 2p AmeCan.

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

Alfred is an overworked, poor artist and Arthur is a Lobbyist who barely has to work at all but is rich anyway. and they meet when Artie takes pity on him and buys one of his paintings for an insanely high price. :iconchuuplz:
hows that?

Q - A ship you've abandoned and why

ahmmmmmm....*leans back* there has to be one crazy ship here somewhere that I didnt like.....*snaps* Kimichi burger!

R - A pairing you ship that you don't think anyone else ships

*fidgets* do I have to name one here....? I-....I kinda like Spain and England....but only if Spain tops.

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon

Lavi dosent want to go on Missions without Allen, so he sits in his room in the dark doing paperwork so he has an excuse to greet him when he comes back.

Disney is really close to Alfreds heart so he drags England to see the premiers, and spends the whole movie watching his face for a sign that hes really proud of him.   

T - If you mostly have homoships, do you have any heteroships

yup yup, I have SoMa, TamaHaru, TsuStar, PruHun, and a TINY bit of PruAus

U - If you mostly have heteroships, do you have any homoships

:iconawwyeahplz:

V - Are you one of those fans who can't watch anything without shipping

if its an anime and has more then two guys, then yes. THERE WILL BE SHIPPING. :iconseriousstareplz:

W - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

Allen and Lavi from DGM, sorry, cant chose. not today.
Tamaki from Ouran,
Karkat, from homestuck. thats right, BITCHES.
Yaoite from Nabari no Ou
England, from hetalia

X - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

LAVEEENNNNNN *cough* dgm.
USUK, hetalia. MY BABIES! ILL NEVER LET YOU GO! :iconcryforeverplz:
Sebby and ciel, Kuro.
Y - A fandom you're in but have no ships from

if im not shipping anything I dont wanna BE in that fandom :iconseriousstareplz:

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go

okay, since Gum took my Lenalee idea, im going to rant about some weird ass stuff I saw on tumblr, which is an odd genderbend of England, with BOOBS, and no change in hair.
dont get me wrong you guys, I like the original genderbend england, shes nice, shes cute. I like her.
BUT THIS ONE. :iconihateitplz:
its just like, we're gonna boobify this one because I want uke boobs in my USUK. I GET IT if you dont like homo UsUk, some dont, genderbend to your heart content.
but this. this is just PORN. its everything I hate in a girl. ditsy, flaunting, and WEAK. I want some PERSONALITY SIMALARITIES people, dont just use that body.
fucking, ....fucking JERKHEADS.

I know no one cares, but that was necessary on my part. :iconfacepokerplz:
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